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Joke time! 25 Dec 2014 01:55 #40716

“I would rather have a mind opened by wonder than one closed by belief.” Gary Spence

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Joke time! 24 Dec 2014 16:12 #40680

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"If Bruce Dickenson wants more cowbell, we should probably give him more cowbell." " I've got a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell!"
_ Bruce Dickenson

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Joke time! 24 Dec 2014 15:57 #40678

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How to you circumcise a SC Redneck?



*** Kick his sister in the chin!!
"If Bruce Dickenson wants more cowbell, we should probably give him more cowbell." " I've got a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell!"
_ Bruce Dickenson

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Joke time! 24 Dec 2014 15:36 #40677

What did Jeffery Dahmer say to Lorena Bobbitt?









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Excuse me, are you going to eat that? :lol:
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Just getting used to the lay of this land.

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Joke time! 23 Dec 2014 02:06 #40595

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razor wrote: why do sea gulls live by the sea :shades:

because if they lived by the bay they would be BAY GULLS

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Joke time! 23 Dec 2014 02:05 #40593

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why do sea gulls live by the sea :shades:

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Joke time! 22 Dec 2014 20:52 #40573

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rushwal wrote:

Bikecop1 wrote: All, stay away from Lake Lanier for a couple of weeks. The news just announced that it has been contaminated with di-hydrogen monoxide and if inhaled it could kill you.


I hear it also causes corrosion and rust...


...but will work in a pinch if you're out of powdered water.
"Kiss my ass, I bought a boat; I'm going out to sea." - Lyle Lovett

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Joke time! 22 Dec 2014 20:50 #40572

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Years ago, I had a car with a bad oil leak. I would pull into a full service station and ask the guy to fill it up with oil and check the gas.
The Rivethead formerly known as Russ

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Joke time! 22 Dec 2014 19:26 #40569

Bikecop1 wrote: All, stay away from Lake Lanier for a couple of weeks. The news just announced that it has been contaminated with di-hydrogen monoxide and if inhaled it could kill you.


I hear it also causes corrosion and rust...

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Joke time! 22 Dec 2014 19:17 #40568

All, stay away from Lake Lanier for a couple of weeks. The news just announced that it has been contaminated with di-hydrogen monoxide and if inhaled it could kill you.

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