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Joke time! 01 May 2020 21:44 #104212


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RickG wrote:

jabe wrote: Wish I seen that sign 5 months ago....:weepy: :hand:


No Sh#t! ...Mine cost WAY more than that. :oops: :(



Have you not heard to old riddle...

"Why are divorces so expensive?"
"Because they're WORTH it!"
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Joke time! 01 May 2020 12:15 #104197

jabe wrote: Wish I seen that sign 5 months ago....:weepy: :hand:





No Sh#t! ...Mine cost WAY more than that. :oops: :(
"Kiss my ass, I bought a boat; I'm going out to sea." - Lyle Lovett

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Joke time! 01 May 2020 11:46 #104194

jmhyatt wrote: Just a coincidence that the billboard is placed adjacent to the used boat yard? I think not!




Wish I seen that sign 5 months ago....:weepy: :hand:
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Joke time! 30 Apr 2020 21:27 #104174

Just a coincidence that the billboard is placed adjacent to the used boat yard? I think not!
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Joke time! 30 Apr 2020 15:16 #104163

OK... probably nobody here is interested in this plastic boat on CL , but check out the billboard...

"Kiss my ass, I bought a boat; I'm going out to sea." - Lyle Lovett

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Joke time! 30 Apr 2020 13:36 #104162

The face I get when you guys talk about polishing your boats:

“Believe me, my young friend, there is nothing–absolutely nothing–half so much worth doing as simply messing about in boats.”
From Kenneth Grahame‘s classic, The Wind in the Willows.

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Joke time! 30 Apr 2020 00:46 #104154

Keep 'em coming, Al! I enjoy the groaner's...

Just remember, there's mutton funnier than a good sheep joke, even if they are bahhhd...
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Joke time! 29 Apr 2020 17:23 #104134

LOL. Great response Neil. I know, I know, it was a groaner but, none the less it did make me laff. Thought it might, at least put a smile on a face or two out there. Based upon the few, if any, responses I get to the majority of my jokes, I've been giving serious thought to being a watcher instead of a poster. ;)
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Joke time! 29 Apr 2020 16:54 #104133

WetWillie wrote: A lumberjack went into a magic forest to cut a tree. Upon arrival, he started to swing at the tree. It shouted, “Wait! I’m a talking tree”

The lumberjack smiled, “and you will dialogue”.




Oh Al, it's okay quarantine will soon be over....:doh:

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Joke time! 29 Apr 2020 13:55 #104129

A lumberjack went into a magic forest to cut a tree. Upon arrival, he started to swing at the tree. It shouted, “Wait! I’m a talking tree”

The lumberjack smiled, “and you will dialogue”.
"friends to the end."- Russ Cleaton
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