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RickG wrote:

jabe wrote: Wish I seen that sign 5 months ago....

No Sh#t! ...Mine cost WAY more than that.

Have you not heard to old riddle...

"Why are divorces so expensive?"
"Because they're WORTH it!"

jabe wrote: Wish I seen that sign 5 months ago....

No Sh#t! ...Mine cost WAY more than that.

jmhyatt wrote: Just a coincidence that the billboard is placed adjacent to the used boat yard? I think not!

Wish I seen that sign 5 months ago....

Just a coincidence that the billboard is placed adjacent to the used boat yard? I think not!

OK... probably nobody here is interested in this plastic boat on CL , but check out the billboard...

The face I get when you guys talk about polishing your boats:

Keep 'em coming, Al! I enjoy the groaner's...

Just remember, there's mutton funnier than a good sheep joke, even if they are bahhhd...

LOL. Great response Neil. I know, I know, it was a groaner but, none the less it did make me laff. Thought it might, at least put a smile on a face or two out there. Based upon the few, if any, responses I get to the majority of my jokes, I've been giving serious thought to being a watcher instead of a poster.

WetWillie wrote: A lumberjack went into a magic forest to cut a tree. Upon arrival, he started to swing at the tree. It shouted, “Wait! I’m a talking tree”

The lumberjack smiled, “and you will dialogue”.

Oh Al, it's okay quarantine will soon be over....

A lumberjack went into a magic forest to cut a tree. Upon arrival, he started to swing at the tree. It shouted, “Wait! I’m a talking tree”

The lumberjack smiled, “and you will dialogue”.