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Joke time! 23 Jul 2022 06:13 #121333

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Any joke time from Al is great marc! Definitely a classy one.
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Joke time! 23 Jul 2022 04:00 #121330

I don't know about anyone else, but I have spectrum cable and though that was a funny joke.
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Joke time! 23 Jul 2022 01:50 #121329

 
Keep on smiling through the rain

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Joke time! 22 Jul 2022 05:40 #121315

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Awesome Al! That’s definitely with the “times”. Humouring 
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Joke time! 22 Jul 2022 03:25 #121309

 
Keep on smiling through the rain

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Joke time! 21 Jul 2022 23:20 #121304

A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife.
She was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about
ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand.
Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay but was an expert on cattle and horses and the other a
drunk.
She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied she decided to hire the gay guy,
figuring it would be safer to have him around the house than the drunk.
He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and knew a lot about ranching. For
weeks, the two of them worked, and the ranch was doing very well. Then one day, the ranchers widow
said to the hired hand,
"You have done a really good job, and the ranch looks great. You should go into town and kick up your
heels."
The hired hand readily agreed and went into town one Saturday night.
One o'clock came, however, and he didnt return. Two o'clock and no hired hand. Finally he returned
around two-thirty, and upon entering the room, he found the ranchers widow sitting by the fireplace with
a glass of wine, waiting for him.
She quietly called him over to her.
"Unbutton my blouse and take it off", she said.
Trembling, he did as she directed.
"Now take off my boots."
He did as she asked, ever so slowly.
"Now take off my socks".
He removed each gently and placed them neatly by her boots.
"Now take off my skirt."
He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her eyes in the fire light.
"Now take off my bra."
Again, with trembling hands, he did as he was told and dropped it to the floor.
Then she looked at him and said, "If you ever wear my clothes into town again, you're fired".
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Joke time! 21 Jul 2022 22:38 #121301

LOL.  That looks like some kind of shit I would do.  Usually doesn't end well...
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Joke time! 21 Jul 2022 22:03 #121299

 
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Joke time! 21 Jul 2022 02:37 #121283

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Haha bumper sticker Rob!
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Joke time! 21 Jul 2022 00:14 #121277

I may get put in FC Jail, but this is funny.
 

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