The zoo in Philly had a problem, a female gorilla that was in heat. They searched all over the country but couldn't find a zoo willing to give up a male to mate with the gorilla. So, they finally came up with an idea, they called the guy who cleaned up the gorilla's cage into the office. "For $200.00, would you consider mating with the gorilla"? After a little thought, the guy said "only under 3 conditions". "First, I don't want to kiss the gorilla". They had no problem with that. "Second, I don't want anything to do with the offspring such as child support,etc." No problem. "Third, can you give me a couple of weeks to come up with the $200.00"?