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Joke time! 08 Jan 2015 18:07 #41604

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"If Bruce Dickenson wants more cowbell, we should probably give him more cowbell." " I've got a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell!"
_ Bruce Dickenson

Joke time! 08 Jan 2015 17:19 #41602

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what's the difference bewteen Deer Nuts and Beer Nuts?



Wait......





Wait.....






Wait......





Beer Nuts are just over a buck, Deer Nuts are under a Buck....

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Joke time! 07 Jan 2015 20:17 #41546

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What's the difference between Fish and Meat???

You can't beat your Fish!

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Joke time! 07 Jan 2015 05:12 #41532

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How do you make a dog drink?


Answer.. Put him in a Blender!

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"If Bruce Dickenson wants more cowbell, we should probably give him more cowbell." " I've got a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell!"
_ Bruce Dickenson

Joke time! 25 Dec 2014 01:55 #40716

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Joke time! 24 Dec 2014 16:12 #40680

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"If Bruce Dickenson wants more cowbell, we should probably give him more cowbell." " I've got a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell!"
_ Bruce Dickenson

Joke time! 24 Dec 2014 15:57 #40678

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How to you circumcise a SC Redneck?



*** Kick his sister in the chin!!

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"If Bruce Dickenson wants more cowbell, we should probably give him more cowbell." " I've got a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell!"
_ Bruce Dickenson

Joke time! 24 Dec 2014 15:36 #40677

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What did Jeffery Dahmer say to Lorena Bobbitt?















































Excuse me, are you going to eat that? :lol:

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Joke time! 23 Dec 2014 02:06 #40595

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razor wrote: why do sea gulls live by the sea :shades:

because if they lived by the bay they would be BAY GULLS

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Joke time! 23 Dec 2014 02:05 #40593

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why do sea gulls live by the sea :shades:

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