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Joke time! 19 Aug 2015 03:24 #50681

There's a cattle ranch with high winds that keep blowing the cows over. After awhile a mad cow says to one of the bulls " what makes you so special? How come you guys don't get blown over?" To which the bull replies; " Yeah, we bulls wobble, but we don't fall down".

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Joke time! 19 Aug 2015 03:08 #50680

"Politics" Root words: poly= meaning "many", and ticks= meaning" blood sucking insects".

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Joke time! 19 Aug 2015 03:00 #50679

If you eat pasta, and then eat antipasta, are you still hungry?

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Joke time! 19 Aug 2015 02:56 #50678

Two blondes are hiking in the woods. One of them points and says to the other, " look, deer tracks! " The other one says, " those aren't deer tracks! Those are bear tracks!" They're standing there arguing about this, and they get hit by a train.

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Joke time! 19 Aug 2015 02:45 #50676

" vegetarian ", Indian word, meaning bad hunter.

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Joke time! 18 Aug 2015 14:23 #50652

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Two cows are wandering around a field. One turns to the other and says,
"So, what do you make of the fuss about mad cow disease then?".
The 2nd cow says "it doesn't really affect me mate, I'm a hovercraft".

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Joke time! 05 Jun 2015 15:23 #47563

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What do they call Wedding Bands?
The worlds smallest handcuffs!

There are 3 kinds of rings Engagement ring, Wedding Ring, and Suffering!

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"If Bruce Dickenson wants more cowbell, we should probably give him more cowbell." " I've got a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell!"
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Joke time! 26 May 2015 01:11 #46960

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On our way home from the Upper Peninsula for a Memorial Weekend trip, my 12 year old son asked us....

"What does an aluminum frog say?"....

His answer, "Rivet, Rivet"

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Joke time! 30 Apr 2015 17:30 #45759

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nsul8r25 wrote: I read recently that a study showed five out of four Americans have difficulty with fractions.


Wow, really?

Thats nearly every one.... :goof:

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Joke time! 30 Apr 2015 16:58 #45756

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I read recently that a study showed five out of four Americans have difficulty with fractions.

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