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Joke time! 22 Dec 2014 00:24 #40520

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Old man was gathering apples on his farm, putting them in a bucket. Heard squeals from his farm pond, and found a bunch of Young ladies swimming nude in his pond.

The girls immediately swam to the deep end and told rhe farmer that they were not getting out til he left.

He said he would leave, as soon as he fed all the alligators......

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Joke time! 21 Dec 2014 15:27 #40491

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Why did the chicken go from one playground to another playground?

To get to the other slide!

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Joke time! 21 Dec 2014 15:09 #40489

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What is a fish with no eye? A fsh.

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Joke time! 21 Dec 2014 14:52 #40488

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nsul8r25 wrote: What did the fish say when he ran into the cement wall? :holdbreath:



"DAM!" :grrr:

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Joke time! 21 Dec 2014 14:50 #40487

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What did the fish say when he ran into the cement wall? :holdbreath:

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'52 Cheif / 1957 Johnson FD11 18hp

Joke time! 21 Dec 2014 14:35 #40486

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An invisible man married an invisible woman. They had 2 kids. They were nothing to look at either.

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Joke time! 21 Dec 2014 14:33 #40485

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A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says "ok, I'll serve you, but don't start anything".

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Joke time! 21 Dec 2014 14:31 #40484

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Two antennas got married. The ceremony was ok and uneventful, but the reception was excellent!

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