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Joke time! 20 Feb 2015 13:43 #43598

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Bikecop1 wrote: An Irishman walks out of a bar...............What, it could happen.


I just cant stop laffing... Jen, thats great. :silly:

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Joke time! 20 Feb 2015 13:15 #43595

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Had to dig but this was in Readers Digest a while back...

Dead ahead, through the pitch-black night, the captain sees a light on a collision course with his ship.
He sends a signal: "Change your course ten degrees east."
"Change yours ten degrees west," comes the reply.
The captain responds, "I'm a United States Navy captain! Change your course, sir!"
"I'm a seaman second class," the next message reads. "Change your course, sir."
The captain is furious. "I'm a battleship! I'm not changing course!"
"I'm a lighthouse. Your call."

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"If Bruce Dickenson wants more cowbell, we should probably give him more cowbell." " I've got a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell!"
_ Bruce Dickenson

Joke time! 20 Feb 2015 12:54 #43594

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An Irishman walks out of a bar...............What, it could happen.

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1957 Johnson Golden Javelin 35
1958 Cartopper
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Joke time! 20 Feb 2015 11:35 #43593

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Jim wrote: What's the difference between Fish and Meat???

You can't beat your Fish!





How cheap and vulgar....

But a laff riot.. More.. More!

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Joke time! 20 Feb 2015 04:25 #43592

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Is she Greek ?

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Love and a .45--one will kill you one will keep you alive.
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Joke time! 20 Feb 2015 04:23 #43591

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Q. What type of food causes the most weight gain in women? A. Wedding cake.

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Joke time! 20 Feb 2015 01:19 #43577

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Q. What do you call an Italian Hooker?

A. A Pastatute

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"If Bruce Dickenson wants more cowbell, we should probably give him more cowbell." " I've got a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell!"
_ Bruce Dickenson

Joke time! 11 Jan 2015 19:43 #41754

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Ha Ha , This is painful, My apologies to anyone that sees this image because it is now burned into your head. That captains hat really make this an awkward pic

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"If Bruce Dickenson wants more cowbell, we should probably give him more cowbell." " I've got a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell!"
_ Bruce Dickenson

Joke time! 11 Jan 2015 19:31 #41751

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Den,

Takes a lot of courage to post one from the personal archives. Do you still have this boat?

:holdbreath: :hand: :ahhh: :sick: :tongue:

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Joke time! 11 Jan 2015 19:09 #41750

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"If Bruce Dickenson wants more cowbell, we should probably give him more cowbell." " I've got a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell!"
_ Bruce Dickenson
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