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Joke time! 22 Feb 2019 21:33 #93568

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I heard that the first five days after the weekend are the hardest...
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Joke time! 20 Feb 2019 19:31 #93529

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Ray, Are you messing with Dan again?

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Joke time! 20 Feb 2019 19:11 #93528

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WetWillie wrote: Chuck Norris went to a feminist rally yesterday,
came back with his shirt ironed and a sandwich.







.......................and a hickey!














What's a hickey, Dan?
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Joke time! 20 Feb 2019 17:36 #93523

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WetWillie wrote: Chuck Norris went to a feminist rally yesterday,
came back with his shirt ironed and a sandwich.







.......................and a hickey!

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Joke time! 20 Feb 2019 14:43 #93522

Chuck Norris went to a feminist rally yesterday,
came back with his shirt ironed and a sandwich.
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Joke time! 19 Feb 2019 12:50 #93494

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Joke time! 09 Feb 2019 17:58 #93340

A daughter asked her mom, Mom did you want a boy or a girl. Her mom replied with, I wanted a backrub.
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