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Joke time! 14 Aug 2020 13:01 #106701

I don't think anyone expected that when we changed the clocks earlier this year we would go from standard time to the Twilight Zone.
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Joke time! 14 Aug 2020 01:48 #106698

What do you call a belt made of watches????

A waist of time.
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Joke time! 13 Aug 2020 01:38 #106687

I once had a conversation with a dolphin.

We just clicked.
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Joke time! 03 Aug 2020 00:24 #106590

Here's one for Jabe...
“I would rather have a mind opened by wonder than one closed by belief.” Gary Spence

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Joke time! 02 Aug 2020 11:23 #106571

A snake walks into a bar.
Bartender says,"How did you do that?"
“I would rather have a mind opened by wonder than one closed by belief.” Gary Spence

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Joke time! 02 Aug 2020 02:21 #106568

A thirsty sailor runs from his boat to the nearest bar and shouts to the bartender, “Give me twenty shots of your best scotch, quick!”

The bartender pours out the shots, and the sailor drinks them as fast as he can.

The bartender is very impressed and exclaims, “Wow. I never saw anybody drink that fast.”

The sailor replies, “Well, you’d drink that fast too, if you had what I have.”

The bartender says, “Oh my God! What is it? What do you have?”

“Fifty cents!” replied the sailor.
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Joke time! 02 Aug 2020 02:12 #106567

A priest is drowning in a river… A boat comes along and asks to help him. He says “leave me alone, god will save me.” The next day another boat came along and asked to help him. Again he said "leave me alone, god will save me. " The next day the last boat came and asked to help him. Once again he told the boat that god will save him. The next day he died. He went to heaven and asked god "why didn’t you save me. " God said "I sent you three boats and you didn’t take them!
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Joke time! 02 Aug 2020 02:06 #106566


Get it?
"friends to the end."- Russ Cleaton

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Joke time! 01 Aug 2020 13:32 #106551

Have you heard about the new film "Constipation"?

You probably have not as it's not out yet.
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Joke time! 01 Aug 2020 13:02 #106549

I gave all my dead batteries away today, free of charge.
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