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Joke time! 06 Feb 2021 22:55 #109675

The Detroit Lions have almost assembled a team to win the Super Bowl...
All that’s missing is a great quarterback. A scout has been looking everywhere for someone good enough, but cheap enough to keep them under the salary cap.

The scout, after a long day of searching, comes home defeated. He slumps down into his chair and decides to watch the news.

As he is watching footage of the conflict in Afghanistan, he sees it! A young man pulls the pin on a grenade and throws it forty yards to fly through the open window of a fast moving car!

“Wow that kid’s got an arm!” He exclaims. He gets on the phone and recruits the kid to the Detroit Lions the very next day.

They go on to win the Super Bowl!

That night the kid calls home to his mother.
“Mom, I’ve done it! I’ve led my team to a Super Bowl victory, are you proud?”

“No!” His mother snaps back. “I don’t care about your stupid Super Bowl. We live in constant fear! Our home is little more than a pile of rubble! Your brothers were murdered in the streets! Your sisters cannot go out for fear of being assaulted! We are suffering!”

“But mom...” He tries to interject.

“Shut up!” She screams, “I will never forgive you for making us move to Detroit!
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Joke time! 03 Feb 2021 17:33 #109626

"friends to the end."- Russ Cleaton

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Joke time! 02 Feb 2021 01:25 #109619

MercuryMarc wrote: I started a successful boat building business in the attic of my house.

Sails are going through the roof!



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Joke time! 02 Feb 2021 00:31 #109617

I started a successful boat building business in the attic of my house.

Sails are going through the roof!
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Joke time! 01 Feb 2021 21:07 #109614

"friends to the end."- Russ Cleaton

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Joke time! 30 Jan 2021 01:41 #109571

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Joke time! 28 Jan 2021 15:13 #109542

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VinTin wrote: "I'm not on any social media" - a modern dating horror story

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Yeah, me too. "When you have an opinion on something, how do you voice it?" ..."I just tell it to the nearest person." Just perfect!

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Joke time! 28 Jan 2021 12:38 #109539

This video is very funny. I feel the same contempt for social media that I am sure others here feel as well. I set up a fake account just to get an idea of what the hell it even is. Now I'm not sorry that I did. You don't have to use social media to be for social purposes. It can be a great source of information that you can use entirely anonymously. One of a dozen sites I enjoy is a Feathercraft site.I do not use it as a source of information for political issues. The fact that it is the primary source of information for the majority of Americans is depressing The fact that it is in the hands of private entities that can now shape the reality of the world's population is truly frightening.
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Joke time! 28 Jan 2021 03:37 #109538

VinTin wrote: "I'm not on any social media" - a modern dating horror story

bittube.video/videos/watch/48734573-b8d4-4668-8f24-6ea198ed6b9f


that guy is ME lol

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Joke time! 28 Jan 2021 01:31 #109534

"I'm not on any social media" - a modern dating horror story

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Just getting used to the lay of this land.
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