TOPIC: Joke time!

bicycles cant stand on their own...............they're two tired...........
straight from the missus..........sorry

Laurence Welk? A musician?

Merky........old dude

What did the musician name his four daughters?

He named all four of his daughters Anna...

To be more precise, he named them as follows...

Anna 1...Anna2...Anna3...Anna4

A farmer in the field with his cows counted 196 of them, but when he rounded them up he had 200.

Donald Trump is walking out of the White House and
heading toward his limo, when a possible assassin
steps forward and aims a gun.
A secret service agent, new to the job, shouts,
"Mickey Mouse!!!"  This startles the would be
assassin and he is captured.
Later, the agent's supervisor takes him aside and
and asks, "What the heck made you shout "Mickey
Mouse?"
Red-faced the agent replied, "I got nervous, I
meant to shout,
 
"Donald, duck!!!"

Jose and Carlos are beggars.
They beg in different areas of town.


Carlos begs for the same amount of time as Jose, but collects only about $8.00 or $9.00 a day.


Jose brings home a suitcase full of ten-dollar bills every day.
He drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage-free house,
and has a lot of money to spend.


"Hey, amigo," Carlos says to Jose, "I work just as long and hard as you do,
so how come you bring home a suitcase full of ten dollar bills every day?"


Jose says, "Look at your sign, what does it say?"


Carlos reads his sign: "I have no work, a wife and six kids to support."
"What's wrong with that?" Carlos asks him.


"No wonder you only get $8.00 or $9.00 a day!" says Jose.


Carlos says, "All right, what is on your sign?"
Jose shows him:

Bikecop1 wrote: A delightful angelic little boy was waiting for his mother outside the ladies room of the gas station.
As he stood there, he was approached by a man who asked, "Sonny, can you tell me where the Post Office is?"

The little boy replied, "Sure! Just go straight down this street two blocks and turn to your right. It's on the left."

The man thanked the boy kindly, complimented him on how bright he was and said,
"I'm the new pastor in town. If you and your mommy come to church on Sunday, I'll show you how to get to Heaven."

The little boy replied with a chuckle; "You're shitting me, right?
You can't even find the Post Office."

Truth wrapped in humor!