How are diapers like politicians...?

You need to change them often and they are usually full of shit.

Now that was really funny Al.

Surely I can't be the only one that can relate to this.
and, no, I'm not calling you surely.

A farmer counted 387 cows in his field.

But when he rounded them up he had 400.

True story:

I was out the other day doing a consultation on some trees for some people I've worked for 15 years or more.

He offered me an office chair in pretty good condition.

I said: I'd love to have that chair, but I'm going to have to see your browser history first.

His wife laughed.


Another true one involving Wet Willly (Al)

I looked down at his shoes and said:

It's great that you are secure enough in your sexuality to wear those shoes in public.


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