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Joke time! 07 Apr 2018 22:12 #83755

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bicycles cant stand on their own...............they're two tired...........:hand:
straight from the missus..........sorry

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we have not inherited the earth from our fathers, we are borrowing it from our children

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Joke time! 05 Apr 2018 03:54 #83678

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1955 Vagabond
1956 30hp Evinrude Lark
1973 Glastron GT 150

Joke time! 01 Apr 2018 13:26 #83514

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Joke time! 01 Apr 2018 01:26 #83509

Laurence Welk? A musician?

Merky........old dude

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Joke time! 31 Mar 2018 20:36 #83508

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What did the musician name his four daughters?

He named all four of his daughters Anna...

To be more precise, he named them as follows...

Anna 1...Anna2...Anna3...Anna4
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'58 Vagabond II / '56 Evinrude Lark 30hp
'53 Experimental Flyer / '56 Evinrude Big Twin 30hp
'51 Penguin / '49 Johnson TD20 5hp
'52 Cheif / 1957 Johnson FD11 18hp

Joke time! 30 Mar 2018 11:25 #83479

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A farmer in the field with his cows counted 196 of them, but when he rounded them up he had 200.
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“Remember, never compare or compete; just enjoy!" - Carlos Santana

"I would rather have a mind opened by wonder than one closed by belief." - Gerry Spence

Joke time! 06 Mar 2018 13:49 #82676

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Donald Trump is walking out of the White House and
heading toward his limo, when a possible assassin
steps forward and aims a gun.
A secret service agent, new to the job, shouts,
"Mickey Mouse!!!"  This startles the would be
assassin and he is captured.
Later, the agent's supervisor takes him aside and
and asks, "What the heck made you shout "Mickey
Mouse?"
Red-faced the agent replied, "I got nervous, I
meant to shout,
 
"Donald, duck!!!"
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Joke time! 04 Mar 2018 11:54 #82609

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Jose and Carlos are beggars.
They beg in different areas of town.


Carlos begs for the same amount of time as Jose, but collects only about $8.00 or $9.00 a day.


Jose brings home a suitcase full of ten-dollar bills every day.
He drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage-free house,
and has a lot of money to spend.


"Hey, amigo," Carlos says to Jose, "I work just as long and hard as you do,
so how come you bring home a suitcase full of ten dollar bills every day?"


Jose says, "Look at your sign, what does it say?"


Carlos reads his sign: "I have no work, a wife and six kids to support."
"What's wrong with that?" Carlos asks him.


"No wonder you only get $8.00 or $9.00 a day!" says Jose.


Carlos says, "All right, what is on your sign?"
Jose shows him:

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57' Fleet Ranger111-
57' Fleet Cartopper-
53' Deluxe Runabout-
56' Johnson's...Javelin, 2 x 30,15, and 7 1/2 hp
we have not inherited the earth from our fathers, we are borrowing it from our children

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Joke time! 03 Mar 2018 23:21 #82588

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Joke time! 03 Mar 2018 17:44 #82573

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Bikecop1 wrote: A delightful angelic little boy was waiting for his mother outside the ladies room of the gas station.
As he stood there, he was approached by a man who asked, "Sonny, can you tell me where the Post Office is?"

The little boy replied, "Sure! Just go straight down this street two blocks and turn to your right. It's on the left."

The man thanked the boy kindly, complimented him on how bright he was and said,
"I'm the new pastor in town. If you and your mommy come to church on Sunday, I'll show you how to get to Heaven."

The little boy replied with a chuckle; "You're shitting me, right?
You can't even find the Post Office."


Truth wrapped in humor!

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