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Joke time! 03 Aug 2020 00:24 #106590

Here's one for Jabe...

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Joke time! 02 Aug 2020 11:23 #106571

A snake walks into a bar.
Bartender says,"How did you do that?"

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Joke time! 02 Aug 2020 02:21 #106568

A thirsty sailor runs from his boat to the nearest bar and shouts to the bartender, “Give me twenty shots of your best scotch, quick!”

The bartender pours out the shots, and the sailor drinks them as fast as he can.

The bartender is very impressed and exclaims, “Wow. I never saw anybody drink that fast.”

The sailor replies, “Well, you’d drink that fast too, if you had what I have.”

The bartender says, “Oh my God! What is it? What do you have?”

“Fifty cents!” replied the sailor.
Mercury Marc, 1958 Hawk II, Merc 400
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Joke time! 02 Aug 2020 02:12 #106567

A priest is drowning in a river… A boat comes along and asks to help him. He says “leave me alone, god will save me.” The next day another boat came along and asked to help him. Again he said "leave me alone, god will save me. " The next day the last boat came and asked to help him. Once again he told the boat that god will save him. The next day he died. He went to heaven and asked god "why didn’t you save me. " God said "I sent you three boats and you didn’t take them!
Mercury Marc, 1958 Hawk II, Merc 400
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Joke time! 02 Aug 2020 02:06 #106566


Get it?
"friends to the end."- Russ Cleaton

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Joke time! 01 Aug 2020 13:32 #106551

Have you heard about the new film "Constipation"?

You probably have not as it's not out yet.
1952 Deluxe Runabout with 1956 Johnson 30hp 1959 Deluxe Clipper with 1973 Merc 500 50hp

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Joke time! 01 Aug 2020 13:02 #106549

I gave all my dead batteries away today, free of charge.
1952 Deluxe Runabout with 1956 Johnson 30hp 1959 Deluxe Clipper with 1973 Merc 500 50hp
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Joke time! 01 Aug 2020 00:38 #106547

"friends to the end."- Russ Cleaton

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Joke time! 31 Jul 2020 02:56 #106534

Knowing the next line to that song is a prerequisite to getting the joke. Sure it dates us, but who cares, its funny.
and, fwiw, I post jokes that make me laff out loud hoping that others will enjoy them too.
Seeing Thankyous on the bottom confirm that my hopes are realized. :)
Its the little things LOL
"friends to the end."- Russ Cleaton
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Joke time! 31 Jul 2020 02:27 #106532

That's funny. I know the next line to that song.
John

1958 Vagabond II & 35 HP Evinrude
1955 PlastiCraft 12 Ft. Delux Runabout
1957 Clipper & twin 35 HP Evinrudes
1957 AlumaCraft 14 Ft. FD

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