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Joke time! 23 May 2018 23:27 #85250

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Oh... I am more than ready to head down this "foxhole" of bad humor... are you ready Neil?

What did the fish say when he ran into the cement wall?

(This one is for all those boys in TVA country)

"Damn!"(dam) :hand:

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Joke time! 23 May 2018 21:59 #85246

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yikes :doh: ........and you both will be on the same island at the same time.............i am bringing extra beer for sure now........:what:

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Joke time! 23 May 2018 20:11 #85243

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Joke time! 22 May 2018 23:45 #85223

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:hand: :doh: ......Steve, i hope they get better by the time of Gower Island........:biggrin: ......i can see a whole lot of beer suds being soaked up,..........:arrr:

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Joke time! 22 May 2018 20:25 #85219

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Last night my phone kept ringing and every time I would answer it the guy on the other end would sneeze...













They were cold calls...

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Joke time! 06 May 2018 20:16 #84729

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thanks John, brought a good laugh......
The Cruel Sea ...

The day after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident, a Claddaghduff Irishman answered his door to find two grim-faced constables.
"We're sorry, Mr. O’Flynn, but we have some information about your dear wife, Maureen,” said one of the officers.

"Tell me! Did you find her?" Michael Patrick O’Flynn asked.

The constables looked at each other and one said, "We have some bad news, some good news, and some really great news. Which would you like to hear first?"

Fearing the worst, Mr. O’Flynn said, "Give me the bad news first."

The constable said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but early this morning we found your poor wife's body in the bay."

"Lord sufferin' Jesus and Holy Mother of God!" exclaimed O’Flynn. Swallowing hard, he then asked, “What could possibly be the good news?"

The constable continued, "When we pulled the late, departed poor Maureen up, she had 12 of the best-looking Atlantic lobsters that you have ever seen clinging to her. Haven't seen lobsters like that since the 1960's, and we feel you are entitled to a share in the catch."

Stunned, Mr. O’ Flynn demanded, "Glory be to God, if that's the good news, then what's the really great news?"

The constable replied, “We're gonna pull her up again tomorrow
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Joke time! 03 May 2018 22:22 #84621

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With some professions....

"Take Your Child to Work Day" is strongly discouraged...



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Joke time! 03 May 2018 02:41 #84584

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Joke time! 02 May 2018 22:36 #84564

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Joke time! 19 Apr 2018 09:55 #84141

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thanks John F........i got 2 on order, one for the truck and one for Oscar...........coincidence of where its made......must have my beer on tap as well..........

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