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Joke time! 07 Apr 2020 02:15 #103490

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Joke time! 06 Apr 2020 22:37 #103471

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Now that both of us are working from home...

My wife called out from the other room
and asked if I ever get a stabbing pain in
my chest like someone has a voodoo doll
of me and is stabbing it.

I replied “No”.

She responded, “How about now?”
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Joke time! 01 Apr 2020 15:09 #103349

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Joke time! 31 Mar 2020 00:35 #103323

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Joke time! 31 Mar 2020 00:34 #103322

A woman, cranky because her husband was late coming home again, decided to leave a note, saying, "I've had enough and left you. Don't bother coming after me." Then she hid under the bed to see his reaction.

After a short while, the husband comes home and she could hear him in the kitchen before he comes into the bedroom.

She could see him walk towards the dresser and pick up the note.

After a few minutes, he wrote something on it before picking up the phone and calling someone.

"She's finally gone...yeah I know, about bloody time, I'm coming to see you, put on that sexy French nightie.

I love you...can't wait to see you...we'll do all the naughty things you like."

He hung up, grabbed his keys and left.

She heard the car drive off as she came out from under the bed.

Seething with rage and with tears in her eyes she grabbed the note to see what he wrote...

"I can see your feet. We're outta bread: be back in five minutes."
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Joke time! 27 Mar 2020 20:06 #103188

^^^^^Stealing^^^^^ B)

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Joke time! 27 Mar 2020 18:18 #103184

This was on my favorite old lure message board.

I heard a Dr. on TV say to get through the boredom of self isolation we should finish things we start and thus have more calm in our lives. So I looked through the house to find all the things I’ve started but hadn’t finished...
So I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, tha mainder of anzity srciptuns, an a box a chocletz. Yu haf no idr how feckin fablus I feal rite now. Sned this to all who nead inner piss. An telum u luvum.
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Joke time! 27 Mar 2020 16:54 #103181

If you get an e-mail with the subject "knock-knock"
Don't open it!
It's a Jehovah Witness working from home.....
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Joke time! 27 Mar 2020 01:09 #103171

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It looks like the golden arch to me. I could go for a burger.
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Joke time! 26 Mar 2020 22:16 #103163

I shared this with my mom. Her response was that she thought it was a picture from the St. Louis Arch at first.

So.... my natural response was, "I am not sure where this was taken, could have been St. Louis, but it could also have been a Los Angeles arch, or even a Chicago arch!" ;) :silly: :woohoo:
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