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Joke time! hard starting engine?? 07 Sep 2020 19:11 #107334

i needed some of this the other day!

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Joke time! 03 Sep 2020 21:53 #107249

So I went to a shrink and told him: “I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy.”

“Just put yourself in my hands for one year," said the shrink. "Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears.”

“How much do you charge?”

“Eighty dollars per visit,” replied the doctor.

“I'll sleep on it,” I said.

Six months later the doctor met me on the street. “Why didn't you come to see me about those fears you were having?” he asked.

“Well, eighty bucks a visit, three times a week for a year, is $12,480.00..
A bartender cured me for $10.00. I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought me a new pickup truck.”

“Is that so?” With a bit of an attitude he said, “And how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?”

“He told me to cut the legs off the bed Ain't nobody under there now.”

It's always better to get a second opinion.
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Joke time! 03 Sep 2020 20:16 #107244

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Joke time! 02 Sep 2020 03:08 #107219

How are diapers like politicians...?

You need to change them often and they are usually full of shit.
50 Something Vagabond (54)
2001 25hp Yamaha
1961 40hp Evinrude
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Joke time! 02 Sep 2020 01:49 #107218

Now that was really funny Al.
John

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1955 PlastiCraft 12 Ft. Delux Runabout
1957 Clipper & twin 35 HP Evinrudes
1957 AlumaCraft 14 Ft. FD
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Joke time! 01 Sep 2020 17:13 #107205

"friends to the end."- Russ Cleaton

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Joke time! 31 Aug 2020 23:21 #107193

Surely I can't be the only one that can relate to this.
and, no, I'm not calling you surely. ;)
"friends to the end."- Russ Cleaton

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Joke time! 30 Aug 2020 13:43 #107135

"friends to the end."- Russ Cleaton

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Joke time! 29 Aug 2020 20:40 #107124

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Joke time! 29 Aug 2020 03:03 #107117

A farmer counted 387 cows in his field.

But when he rounded them up he had 400.
1952 Deluxe Runabout 1956 Johnson 30hp 1959 Deluxe Clipper 1973 Merc 500 50hp
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