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Joke time! 30 Jun 2020 21:41 #105675

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A long hot summer..... this is real!

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Joke time! 28 Jun 2020 23:37 #105595

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Joke time! 28 Jun 2020 01:26 #105573

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Joke time! 27 Jun 2020 20:24 #105562

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Joke time! 27 Jun 2020 19:33 #105560

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Joke time! 18 Jun 2020 22:12 #105259

Walking on the grass



The room was full of pregnant women with their husbands. The Instructor said, "Ladies, remember that exercise is good for you. Walking is especially beneficial - it strengthens the pelvic muscles and will make delivery that much easier. Just pace yourself, make plenty of stops and try to stay on a soft surfaces, like a grass path. "Gentlemen, remember -- you're in this together. It wouldn't hurt you to go walking with her. In fact, that shared experience would be good for you both.



‘The room suddenly became very quiet as the men absorbed this information. After a few moments a man, name unknown, at the back of the room, slowly raised his hand. "Yes?" said the Instructor.



"I was just wondering if it would be all right if she carries a golf bag?"

Brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it?


(THIS LEVEL OF SENSITIVITY CAN'T BE TAUGHT)
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Joke time! 06 Jun 2020 23:37 #105017

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Joke time! 05 Jun 2020 22:22 #104999

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Joke time! 05 Jun 2020 19:23 #104998

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Joke time! 23 May 2020 03:00 #104654

A guy buys a parrot at an auction after some spirited bidding.

"I suppose he talks" he says to the auctioneer.

"Talks?" exclaims the auctioneer, "He was bidding against you for the last ten minutes."
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