Belichick should be thrilled. He has a few extra days off this year. Brady is Brady. What can you say. Fun that he has taken couple of buddies with him. Rick. On the forge, I was working on some towel racks. Haven’t forgot about the curtain tie backs. One of these days. Go Beaux!

This might not be entirely a joke...

‘Find The Traitor And Crush Him... ’

unclbuz wrote: "The Detroit Lions have almost assembled a team to win the Super Bowl..."

That line alone makes it a joke

That's funnier than the joke...good one!

"The Detroit Lions have almost assembled a team to win the Super Bowl..."

That line alone makes it a joke

The Detroit Lions have almost assembled a team to win the Super Bowl...
All that’s missing is a great quarterback. A scout has been looking everywhere for someone good enough, but cheap enough to keep them under the salary cap.

The scout, after a long day of searching, comes home defeated. He slumps down into his chair and decides to watch the news.

As he is watching footage of the conflict in Afghanistan, he sees it! A young man pulls the pin on a grenade and throws it forty yards to fly through the open window of a fast moving car!

“Wow that kid’s got an arm!” He exclaims. He gets on the phone and recruits the kid to the Detroit Lions the very next day.

They go on to win the Super Bowl!

That night the kid calls home to his mother.
“Mom, I’ve done it! I’ve led my team to a Super Bowl victory, are you proud?”

“No!” His mother snaps back. “I don’t care about your stupid Super Bowl. We live in constant fear! Our home is little more than a pile of rubble! Your brothers were murdered in the streets! Your sisters cannot go out for fear of being assaulted! We are suffering!”

“But mom...” He tries to interject.

“Shut up!” She screams, “I will never forgive you for making us move to Detroit!

MercuryMarc wrote: I started a successful boat building business in the attic of my house.

Sails are going through the roof!

Ouch

I started a successful boat building business in the attic of my house.

Sails are going through the roof!